2 Bros. 10 Days. 2,500 Miles. Join Us

Ridgecrest. Come for the weather. Leave as soon as possible.

Miles Travelled: 417
Lodging: Budget Inn | 831 North China Lake Blvd, Ridgecrest
Gas Stops: 3

High Points:

Weather. 75˚ at night.
Rock Garden
Photos at Casa Cordoba
Alan Jackson Shrine @ Casey’s Steakhouse
Gas Station in Inyokern

Low Points:

Ringing “Round for Everyone in Bar Bell” at Casey’s Steakhouse. No one got excited about free liquor.
“tucking” to achieve maximum aerodynamic efficiency while Fuel Light progressively blinked more rapidly in the middle of desert.

Las Fucking Vegas. Not a place to get healthy.

Miles Travelled: 252
Lodging: Planet Hollywood | 3667 South Las Vegas Blvd, Las Vegas
Gas Stops: 2

High Points:

Ridgecrest morning was amazing weather and peaceful.
Red paved road to vista over desert
Deciding to go through Death Valley via Wildrose (at the crossroads)
Seeing a family of goats
Spending an hour at 100 MPH on amazingly paved roads out of Stove Pipe Wells
Pool at Planet Hollywood after all the assholes left
Picture with Mario and Luigi
The water / light show to “Lady Luck” by Sinatra at Bellagio
Earl of Sandwich before going to bed

Low Points:

Starting the wrong way on our journey
Lunch at Stovepipe wells. Was gross.
The people in the pool at Planet Hollywood
Getting turned around in Vegas riding back and forth on the strip just wanting to get off bike
Vegas in general
Getting stuck in the mall trap, trying to find our motorcycles and ultimately yielding to eat another shitty meal

Hurricane. It can get windy in Hurricane.

Miles Travelled: 174
Lodging: Days Inn | 40 N 2600 W, Hurricane, UT, 84737
Gas Stops: 1

High Points:

Coffee / Beer / Pool / Schpoozer combo
Lunch in Mesquite, NV. Best Modelo ever. Decent Chinese food. Friendly dude in parking lot.
Getting our mojo back after lunch
Carving through canyons
Finding Beer is not illegal in Utah
Sunset ride through Zion

Low Points:

Waking up in Las Vegas
Gas Stop / Restaurant pump fake
Camelbak falling off the bike at 95mph
Wind Gust that almost took us out entering Utah
Wind riding home from Pizza Noodle at night that seriously almost took us out -- top 5 scariest moments Ive had on a bike

Zion. Really fucking beautiful.

Miles Travelled: 50
Lodging: Days Inn | 40 N 2600 W, Hurricane, UT, 84737
Gas Stops: 1

High Points:

Remote Control Shutter Release at Wal Mart
Kolob Terrace Road Ride
Getting the Bike out of the mud
Lava Point Vista
Zion National Park
Angels Landing Hike
Deer crossing our path in Zion

Low Points:

Second time bike went down in the mud
Learning I am afraid of heights and having minor panic attack
Team Jesus with the recorder on the bus
Hot Tub Pump Fake at Days Inn

Torrey. Those bimmer nerds know a thing or two.

Miles Travelled: 240
Lodging: Austins Chuck Wagon Lodge | 12 West Main, Torrey, UT, 84775
Gas Stops: 3

High Points:

Finding a Camelbak Bite Valve
Driving through Zion
Being first through tunnel in Zion
Zion to Bryce Ride
Seeing Bryce -- Natural Bridge, Inspiration Point
Finding a shitter in Bryce
Rest stop somewhere on highway 12, picked rocks
9600 Ft on Highway 12
Learning that Torrey is not a dry town
Hot Tub at Chuck Wagon lodge
Last admitted guests to the Red Cliff Diner by 5mins

Low Points:

Full memory card unload at side of road entering tunnel through Zion on Hwy 9
Shitting at Bryce
How cold my hands were at 9000+ ft elevation
Downloading GoPro images to find out the piece of shit stopped working before any of the ride was captured. Epic fail go pro -- fuck you guys.

Moab. Such a disappointing city.

Miles Travelled: 270
Lodging: Super 8 Moab | 889 N Main St, Moab, UT, 84532
Gas Stops: 2

High Points:

Waking up in Torrey
Cruising through Glen Canyon
Vista overlook above Glen Canyon
Not Running out of gas on Burgman
Catching sunset at Dead Horse Canyon
Staying at Dead Horse until everyone else left and the full moon came up
Seeing the detail of the Canyon come back to life as the moon rose
Passing the only vehicle that passed us on our journey

Low Points:

Almost running out of gas (Stressful)
Moab in general
Car show rates at Moab ($170/night)
Smell of our Suite

Salina. Rhymes with...

Miles Travelled: 225
Lodging: Salina Super 8 | 375 East 1620 South, Salina, UT 84654
Gas Stops: 1

High Points:

Dennys breakfast
Mike had an amazing run backside of Moab
Arches Park in general, amazing
Primitive trail of Windows was the bees knees
Balanced rock
Hiking to top of Delicate Arch look out
Finding lost moto jacket
Riding fast and smooth through the Fishlake National Forest overpass
Getting off the motorbike at the day’s end
Dinner at the local Mex spot in Salina

Low Points:

Adi hiking to top of Delicate Arch lookout with Moto Jacket and Moto Boots -- blisters for days
Adi losing his jacket on way up (“It’ll be easy to find on way back” -- famous last words)
Wind on the 70
Getting passed by some crazies in an Intrepid doing 120+MPH while we were doing 97mph

Ely. Not a good place to blow a tire.

Miles Travelled: 225
Lodging: Hotel Nevada | 501 Aultman St, Ely, NV, 89301
Gas Stops: 3

High Points:

Breakfast in Delta
Pretty ride on the 50 through wide open country
Noticing my blown tire before getting back on the road and thus staying alive
Meeting German guys at Gas Station and sharing stories over a 6 pack of Dos Equis
Learning that my AAA covered up to 100 miles of towing and thus getting towed to Ely, NV for free
4 Jamesons, 6 Pacificos, 2 Margaritas were $21 dollars
Hour and Half phone call with AAA that upgraded my coverage to premium for $18. Thank you Liz.
Mike got flashed at bar by gnarly bartender

Low Points:

Center Stand shearing off and bike falling over at Gas Station in Delta
Tire blowing out somewhere near the Utah / Nevada border
No tire available in a 300 mile radius until Tuesday
Only room available at Hotel Nevada (2 twins in a smoking room)
Seeing Raymond 3 times in the same day.
Chinese food. Chicken was identical on separate plates (General and Sesame)